Found online by my mother.
My department was in hysterics over it this afternoon.
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.
"They say it’s gonna snow tomorrow. Well I just got a bottle of whiskey. So let it fucking snow."
Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?
One of the pieces disappears?????
Piglet and her friend @Barbie going for a Sunday afternoon drive! / / Pawstruck LLC
Love Is Someone To Eat Pizza With
"My ex-boyfriend and I took a three month trip through Southeast Asia, but he left me in Vietnam."
"Oh man, what happened?"
"Oh, you know… I went to Burma, he went to India. I’m emotional, he’s a sociopath."
Missy Elliott - Supa Dupa Fly